Cool Quotes
Identify the episode by the altered state quote given
ALTERED STATE 
__________1  "He looks drugged Jim, almost at a cataleptic state"

__________2  "One good slug of this and you could hit a man with
				    phaser stun and he'd never feel it or know it"
			
__________3  "Why were you being stoned?"

__________4  "When I peek it's in the line of duty"

__________5  "In dosages approaching this there's some record of paranoia"
			
__________6  "Any chance these could be hallucinations?"

__________7  "I've got some stuff that could tranquilize an active volcano"
			
__________8  "We take the Alice's on a trip through Wonderland"

__________9  "Bones could something be making me hallucinate?"

__________10  "How long do you think you can keep taking that stuff, it'll blow you apart?"
			
__________11  "A series of bizarre and exotic images, bursting on my mind and consciousness"
			
			
SEX
Identify the episode by the sexual quote given
__________1  "Any way we do it, it means a mighty rough ride"

__________2  "Did you enjoy it Captain?"

__________3  "It did seem as though it was pleasant to them"

__________4  "After you call me, if he speaks, do whatever he says"

__________5  I'm afraid I'm a little out of practice"

__________6  "You want me to stop Jim?"

__________7  "Brace yourselves, the area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive"
			
__________8  "Is there some significance to this action?"

__________9  "I want to touch you"

MALE CHAUVINIST
Identify the episode by the male chauvinist quote given
__________1  "Now you'll know the indignity of being a women"

__________2  "Hers is the mind of child"

__________3  "... We compete for everything, power, fame, women everything we desire"
				
__________4 "And you seem wise for a women"

__________5  Please sit and entertain me"

COOL KIRK
Identify the episode by the poignant quote by Captain Kirk
__________1  "Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is"
				
__________2  "We make mistakes, but we're human, and maybe that's the word that best explains us"
				
__________3  "In some parts of the Galaxy,  I've seen forms of entertainment
				 that makes this look like a folk dance"
				 
__________4  "There became a time when our weapons grew faster than our wisdom"
				
__________5  "Death has little meaning to us, if it has none to you than attack us now,
				 we grow annoyed at your foolishness"
				 
__________6  "Not on MY ship!"
 
__________7  "Uncontrolled, power will turn even saints into savages"

__________8  "We're not going anywhere, until we have some information!"
				
__________9  "Our species can only survive if we have obstacles 
				to overcome, without them to strengthen us we will weaken and die"
				
__________10  "There are certain things men must do to remain men"
				
__________11  "To us killing is murder even for revenge"

COOL SPOCK
Identify the episode by the poignant quote by Mr. Spock
_________1  "The joys of love made her human, and the agonies of of love destroyed her"
				
_________2  "It is not a lie to keep the truth to ones self"

_________3  "Curious how often you humans manage to acquire that which you do not want"
				
_________4  "Interesting,  you Earth people glorify organized
				violence for 40 centuries, but you imprison those who imploy if privately"
				
_________5  "Those who hate and fight must stop themselves Doctor, otherwise it never stops"
				
_________6  "I've noticed that about your people Doctor, you find 
				it easier to understand the death of one, than the death of a million"
				

_________7  "After a time, you may find that having, is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting"
				
_________8  "Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing"

_________9  "Violence in reality is quite different from theory, is it not Madam?"
				
_________10  "Humans smile with so little provocation"

_________11   "It is fact that prowling by stealth is more time consuming than the direct approach"
				
_________12  "Evil does try to maintain power by suppressing the truth"
				
_________13  "Without followers evil cannot spread"

_________14  "Unify sir?  like a team if animals under one whip?"

_________15  "Being split in two is no theory with me doctor"

_________16  "I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earth men have for life"

TOUGH QUOTES
Identify the episode by the difficult quote given
	
_________1  "You will be swept away, you, your men, your ship your world"
				
_________2  "Give us your transporter coordinates we're beaming aboard"
				
_________3  "I have already given Dr. McCoy sufficient cause for amusement"

_________4  "Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened"

_________5  "The occipital area of my head seems to have
				impacted with the arm of the chair"
				
_________6  "If you keep your nose off my bridge I'd be thankful" 

_________7  "There will to survive is great"

_________8  "Some desk bound starfleet bureaucrat cut these 
				cloak and dagger orders"
				
_________9  "War is never imperative Mr. Spock"

_________10  "No Captain, it was Swahili"

_________11  "I can answer none of your questions at this time"

_________12  "Even burned and cracked, their beautiful"

_________13  "Jim, you can't risk you life on a theory"

_________14  "Must you always be so blasted honest?"

_________15  "Half the people of this ship just fainted"

_________16  "You've been called the best first officer in the fleet"
				
_________17  "Warpdrive is a hopeless pile of junk"

_________18  "These are proud people, they have their own customs their own laws"

_________19  "Yes I know, but fortunately I am giving the orders"

_________20  "Not what is it Captain, what are they?"

_________21  "I do not dispute it, I merely state that it is wrong"

_________22  "It's like nothing we've dealt with before"

_________23  "Well Mr. Spock, so ends your first command"

_________24  "Spock's been contaminating this boy Jim"

_________25  "Our ships surgeon, my personal friend us dead"

_________26  "Are you trying to kill me Spock?"

_________27  "You elude to invasion Captain"

_________28  "I want facts not poetry"

_________29  "Pity, a man like that would have preferred to die fighting"
				
_________30  "I have a responsibility to this ship, to that man on the bridge"
				
_________31  Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than 
				pleasure I'm sure you know that Doctor"
				
_________32  "Lt. Uhura is right sir, we've tangled with them before"
				
_________33  "is there anyone on this ship who remotely looks like Satan?"
				
_________34  "It's a good crew, they deserve to know"

_________35  You didn't have to shove me Mr. Spock, I'd have gotten around to it"