SO LONELY
You ever have a dream where someone else in the dream says something
really,
really witty, and then you wake up and your like, wow, that was sharp, but
it was my dream, I must have thought that.
Been pretty lonely lately. Starting to read the junk e-mail. ćBed & Bath
liquidationä, thatās excitement for you. Anti-Spy software. Yes very
important. Like anyone gives a shit about me and the three dirty movies on
my hard drive. ćWant a bigger penis?ä, I guess, a little couldnāt hurt, Iām
pretty satisfied actually, but 3 inches, come on, is that really possible?
Often when Iām driving I give myself direction out loud. Turn here, no
wait. So lonely I pretend there is someone else nagging me.
STUPID GAMES
After school, Iād be sitting around toasted with my buddy, we came up with
these stupid games. Hit the Dirt, good game, When you or when one of your
friends yells
"Hit the Dirt", everyone dives to the ground as fast as possible.
Slap Bob, Good ice breaker at parties, you meet someone named Bob,
and you give a nice swift slap across his face.
Yell the Colors Stay Awake, good game.
I like Move your Car. Whenever your headed back to your car in a crowded
parking lot, go to a good spot, so others car follow you. Psche!!, not my
car.
Thereās games for the big screen, Keep Clapping, Donāt sit with your
friends. We had one game Pay for the Movies. Weād get to the theater early
to bake, by a ticket for the show, but get so stoned in the car we just
didnāt go to the movie. Pay for the Movie.
A classic stupid game. Other classis stupid games Bring your Mom, Everybody
Lets Sit Down
Some other obnoxious games Ring and Run, Look for Yourself.
You go out with a snapshot of yourself, asking people if theyāve seen the
guy in the photo. Stall the Waitress. Ask for Blue. This you can play
anywhere,
But makes a bit more sense in an Art store, but book store, hardware store,
any store where they sell things, could do it in a real estate office,
anywhere really itās a Stupid Game. When the salesman asks if they can
help you, you just look at them, nod your head, "Yes, do you have any Blue?"
Thereās Run from Authority, Get there Early, Keep away from Children, Sit
Down Fast,
thatās a competitive game. Iāve always wanted to play Lick Old Man, I think
it would be good on the subway in Japan for some reason. Sitting next to an
old man on a train or waiting for a bus, when the time is right, you know,
while everything isnāt timing, timing is everything, when you feel your
ready to do it, you just lick them on there face, just for the reaction you
know.