Yoga



So I'm a little pissed off, just took a yoga class.
That yoga shit pisses me off, all that chanting, candles.
Actually I do this hot room yoga, have you tried this?
They lock you in a room for an hour and a half and some
fat lady Screams at you, "Lock out your Elbows!!
Give me a break, I'm trying to relax
Some times they work me so hard that I forget I'm in a room
with 30 half naked girls
Cause for the most part, people trying to touch their head to
their feet, I'm trying to see just a little bit more of the
girls cleaving in the mirror. Once in a while, for a second or
two, I'll see a girls nipple. I think, wow, that's worth $15,
I'm comming back.
Does that make me a pervert?

I don't think so, it makes me a guy, it's the most natural thing in the world,
You want us to see your nipples. I can tell.

There is a double standard in this country with sex
For example, if 2 guys went into a bar and started making out
well, they'd probably get the shit kicked out of them.
But 2 girls go into a bar, start making out, well right away
they are the most popular couple in the bar.
Bartender changing the channel, putting on sex in the city,
Fuck this college basektball, I'm putting on Alley McBeal
get some more of these chicks in here.

Im not saying I want to make out with my buddy in a public place,
just saying there is a double standard in our country with sex,
So don't get all worked up just because we want to see your nipples.