Supermarkets

I dig supermarkets. Not sure why. There seems to be no authority there. There's all this
merchandise, perishable goods, and it's so hands on. You could touch every tomato if you
want, no one would say a thing to you.

And now with this strike, there's no one watching you, and even the people who work
there don't give a shit.

Let me give you a little tip though, cause I've been to allot of supermarkets in my
day. Murphy's law of fruits and vegetables. If one tomato is messed up, they
all are messed up. If one is pretty good then they all are gonna be about the
same, pretty good.

I tell you I don't like people who pay by check at the supermarket.
Is this just a guy thing? I'm not sure but it pisses me off.
I'm in the less then 10 isle, and this chick whips out the check book,
and it takes 5 minutes, what the fuck, don't you have 5.50, give me a break

You ever think about tipping the cashier at the supermarket? I do, I mean I think about it.
I guess I'm fairly generous, but tell me, what is the difference between some dude
pouring you a drink, and someone ringing up #60 worth of food? I guess there's
some skill in making a banana daiquiri, but why do you have to tip a dollar
for 30 seconds of work? I'd rather let the poor cashier at the supermarket
making 6.50 an hour keep my 27 cents change. If everyone did that they'd solve
this health care thing, strike over, and everyone would move allot quicker.